*james bond theme song plays ominously in the distance*
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
And whenever someone tries to say GOOD morning just like
"Yeah? And what’s so fucking good about it, eh?"
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.